I decided that this was my favorite one so far, so I thought I should share it.


Ow! It aches! Oh the searing pain! Agony, agony!! It slowly fills my mind, the horridly paidful sensation. It makes me shiver, that bit of blood, the awfulness of it. Weeks on end it daunts me, and it hurts more every day.

"Take some Tylonol," you say, but I have. I've taken all the meds you've given me, and I've used bits of ice. I've tried water of all temperatures, I've tried ignoring it.

But it just stays wih me. All week long. The pain still hanging by a thread.

Pop! There it goes! Ah, that's so much better! Ew. Now all I can taste is the saltyness if the deep red blood. Wait... You didn't know? It was just a loose tooth, you see. It;s bee loose for 2 1/2 weeks now, and I've finally pulled it out. Maybe the 'Tooth Fairy' will leave me something. Maybe a whole quarter... Or maybe a new recruit on the Fairy Fleet will mix me up with Ava from Argentina, and instead of giving me a dollar for my pearly, white tooth, will drop some pesos instead.

But that's just a maybe. Just a dumb little thought. Maybe I'm daydreaming, maybe I'm not. All I know is, I've had quite enough! Enough of this nonsense, enough of this dumb tooth! Now I'll see you all next week! Ta Ta until next time!

-Eva C. ******, R3, C2, 4th hr.




It's kinda lame, but I found it amusing this morning, so...